 (20). Age 7: I want to be a doctor � Age 16: Mum look! All A’s � Age 20: Medicine is hard � Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Emeka!!! �������… (zanythemascot.blogspot.com) (19). I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions.������� (18). That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero.���� My brother just forgets about the explanation and goes your way peacefully.��� (17). Please is it true that Chatting with a fat girl consumes a lot of data?��� (16). To those girls who feel too big to reply to messages, A time will come that you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing?” And you will reply “YES I DO” ����� (15). MAD MAN: Doctor, I have a problem; every day I dream of cows playing football DOCTOR: Here; take these tablets at night MAD MAN: I’ll start tomorrow because today is finals � (14). Slim ladies are beautiful the problem comes when she is pregnant, she looks like a python that has swallowed a goat����������������������� (13). It is only in a Nigerian movie that you will see a cassava plant in an Evil forest. Who planted the cassava?? Do spirit plant cassava too?? (zanythemascot.blogspot.com) (12). Tiny girls don’t use pads when menstruating they use cotton wool. Please no tiny girl should insult me am not feeling fine��� (11). It was so funny today when a pastor at the market was preaching about alcoholism but using alomo bitters box to collect the offering.����� (10). When you sit down for an interview and the interviewer greets you by your Facebook name Good day “Miss slay queen hottest bae. My sister just pack your CV and run. ����(zanythemascot.blogspot.com) (9). Dear ladies if your boyfriend doesn’t reply you immediately when you text… Just know he is either sleeping or reading the bible.. MEN DON’T CHEAT ����� (cool. Using a public toilet without a lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door for them to know that you are inside. (7). Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first…”(zanythemascot.blogspot.com) (6). Small Apple � Is Now #100.. Something The Serpent �Gave Eve For Free�� (5). QUOTE OF THE DAY!! No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example. ����� (4). The ways girls will convince that you are handsome if you have money, you will stand in front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I should go into modeling... My brother don’t be deceived, remain where you are. � (3). Breast-less girl still wearing a bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings���� (2). When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isn’t charging… � (1). Ladies being single ends at 25. You can’t be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried. Say it with me: I am U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D |
(zanythemascot.blogspot.com) Dating A Slim Guy is very Sexy and Romantic until Breeze blows him away from the Relationship...��� A teacher's letter to a parent: "Dear Parent, Ayo, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath." Parent replies: "Dear Teacher, Ayo is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach him! Thank you." ������ My sister doesn't be fooled by men... Not everybody that wears a suit is rich... Some of them are choir masters� My Brother, you wear one boxer for seven days and you clean your chair before you sit down in church? I have nothing to tell you, Bro...... Just Go You spend the whole day on social media, You don't wash your own clothes, You don't even know where the broom is kept in your house. As that's not enough you can't even cook simple vegetables. My sister your bride price should be 1 Facebook LIKE and 2 Comments I slowly shifted her panty to the side and removed my boxer. This habit of sharing the dryline with ladies is so annoying What were you thinking? Am not a bad Child now... ���������� (zanythemascot.blogspot.com) You would know you are watching a Nigerian movie when it says "35yrs later "but the dog in the yard is still alive.� What happened to West Life? Early 2000's they were everywhere. But now I wonder how I wonder why I wonder where they are...��� |
10. Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: �it’s not me, even when I use I put them back ���� 9. Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place a curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you the same. Is this one a proclamation or a declaration?? 8. Women already have 3-5 days of losing blood every month. Can’t mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men... 7. Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly. Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . . ������ 6. My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. ����� 5. Dating a church girl is the best….I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil ��� 4. A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife…kissed the wife’s ear, and went to the bathroom….The husband said to the wife “Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u”. The wife replied: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom, so be strong I love u too….!!! Husband fainted. 3. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me, and said to me “Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread”���� 2. Some people don’t have the spirit of forgiveness at all, how can u sweep your room and use your Ex’ picture as parker… ��� 1. No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u… He can even greet ur dog ….. He would be like: Hello bingo� how are u?�����⚡�⚡�⚡�(zanythemascot.blogspot.com) |
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