Funny Post (written in pidgin)

 

All na the same!
1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns N20 boil
egg N30, all na N50 #all na d same, money
cannot waste#
2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy , orange
+mango+pineapple N80, mine own na
natural, money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000
reconnection fee sharp sharp; me I wait, for
night I call electrician pay am N200 fix the
wire back, money cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I
buy cowbell chocolate which already
contains every, Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch p.square show, me I
buy the pirated CD N100 watch n sing along,
money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn
N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my house dey
chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste#
7. You buy red bull N400 to become active,
me I buy paraga N20, i'm super active,
mtchew, money cannot waste#
8. You buy Don Simon, I buy zobo add
squaddy, , all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy
xpressions attachment N350, I fine pass you,
guys dont even know the difference,
hahahahaa#
10. You go club for V.Island buy hennesey
40k, me I enter joint for area buy alomo
N200, all na higness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match, me I
pay N50 for viewing centre,, all na
de same#
12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us they ping#